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Alexander Skarsgard continues to amaze me with his adaptability. Although I failed to write about these many examples, of his continued gumby-like plasticity at the time, I feel it still necessary to display them. 

#HotAlex charms us with the squat-mic-stance, instead of (ahem) adjusting the mic’s height to be at his (ahem) length.  Sweet Ole #HotAlex adapts to the situation, and gives his thank you speech while squatting down to its level. What can’t this man do? 

Sure I'll squat down for you baby. Gotta exercise those quads.

Well, in keeping with the main theme of this blog, to utilize the shower gif as often as possible we move on to display yet another example of #HotAlex’s conformability via his appetite for cleanliness.   

In this glorious pic, we see his utilization of a glorious fountain to keep himself clean.   

Can you pass me the conditioner? I know you like my hair lustrous and soft.

Want  another example of #HotAlex’s conformability? After the jump (more…)

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When looking for a lesson, I often look to my favorite Alex Dealer (who is always listed as my Source), http://skarsgardnews.tk/. Their first post from today was regarding an MTV article about the casting of Captain America. In the article MTV of course named HotAlex. In doing so they said:

If we’re already forgiving the Canadian-born Fillion, then we have to at least ponder the possibility of Alexander Skarsgård. The Swedish actor has achieved a cult following for his role as Eric Northman on “True Blood,” but it’s his performance as an American soldier in “Generation Kill” that solidifies his ability to play Steve Rogers.

Furthermore, the actor is already on Marvel’s radar due to his near miss with “Thor.” Maybe the Marvel Studios bigwigs thought him better suited for a shield than a hammer. Judging by his physique, his fan base, his acting ability and his past experience with Marvel, I think Skarsgård has a better chance of becoming Captain America than some might give him credit for.

This got your teacher thinking of course about seeing HotAlex in tights  how versatile HotAlex really is. 

Am I Thor? Yes, yes I am, indeed.

Am I Thor? Yes, yes I am, indeed.

Not only has HotAlex been suggested to play comic heros like Thor, but despite his swedish ancestry, he has at least been discussed for taking the pen-ultimate patriotic role of Captain America.

It doesn’t stop there….HotAlex has played a diverse amount of roles with clothes both on and off. Let’s look at them, shall we?

There’s one of my favs, as well as the favorite of many –> HotEric from TrueBlood.   Who else pulls off light and mysterious with dark and brooding better than our HotAlex? No one.

Come closer my pretty.

Yes this is my favorite HotEric pic. Don't be surprised if you see the shower gif again too.

Then there’s my very first HotAlex love, Sgt. Colbert in Generation Kill.  The change in hair length alone displays this man’s adaptability.
Source: Well you can read the pic.

Source: Well you can read the pic.

 More adaptability after the jump. (more…)

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I apologize for being total FAIL lately with my lessons, but I have started working out (so that I can be sexy like HotAlex) and am reading the new Dan Brown in the evenings. These are not good excuses but, nonetheless, this is what has been taking me away from the ever important lessons in sexy. Please forgive.

Today’s lesson comes straight from HotAlex’s mouth. Yummm, let’s find a hot picture of his mouth.

My facial hair and teeth have perfect shape. I am Sexy!

My facial hair and teeth have perfect shape. I am Sexy!

In the Swedish mag AftonBladet, as kindly posted on HotAlex’s usual source Alex is asked about his TrueBlood character HotEric.  In his response, he explains the following:

“You can not act sexy”
He denies that he deliberately would make himself sexy in ‘True blood’. “You can not play sexy. It would be ridiculous. If you think about it while filming it’s distracting. – I hate vain actors. You just have to try to be present in the moment. You can not think about how your hair looks.

However, what Alex fails to understand is that thinking these exact thoughts and being present in the moment makes you sexy! Despite his having sexy locks, Alex not caring about how his hair looks  makes him sexy!

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Yup, I'm getting some from Evan & Kate. It's fabulous!

Alex, I am here to tell you, you cannot escape who you are, even when you aren’t trying to act Sexy. Even the most crazy ass pics, I can find of you, still show how effing sexy you are. It’s like you’re a sexy envelope of hotness just waiting to be opened. You can’t stifle the sexy, it just can’t happen.

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This is the world’s laziest easiest Lesson in Sexy….How to be Sexy & Have a Beautiful Smile?

 DO THIS!

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AND THIS!!

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Typical source: http://twitpic.com/photos/skarsgardnews and http://skarsgardfans.wordpress.com/

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Who doesn’t love a gentleman? Or, even better, a southern gentleman? The cloying cadence of voice that can only be compared to a fresh Mint Julep, brimming with sweet, simple syrup and laced with the highest quality bourbon. The way he rises when a lady enters or exits the dinner table, or the endearing manner in which they refer their elders as “Ma’am” and “Sir.” Simply put, a southern gentleman of Rhett Butler’s nature. Rhett Butler Pictures, Images and Photos

Yep, that’s the one and only Rhett Butler…and his mint julep.  Of course.

A man of Captain Butler’s status–charm, swagger and passion, all wrapped up with the most consumate of manners–is made, not born. Merely being raised south of the Mason Dixon line does not automatically permit the male of the species to attach the label, “southern gentleman” to his name. This title must be earned.

The Swedish born and raised Alexander Skarsgard has earned the title.  He is a southern gentleman.

Learn More about Alexander’s southern charm after the jump. (more…)

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There are few things more sexy than a man that enjoys being naked that remembers where he comes from. As you can probably guess, Alexander Skarsgard is such a man. Not only does he often talk about his home land when questioned by various paparazzi or in interview situations, he even brings attention to Swedes noting their ever love of being naked on a regular basis. Let’s look at the helpful exhibits.

Exhibit #1

In an Article In a Swedish Jornal http://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/article5652523.ab and translated by http://skarsgardfans.wordpress.com, Alex had this to say and feel about his homeland:

Stockholm is so incredibly beautiful, when you have been away for long you get tears just by looking at it.

Now I will go home to dad and eat crayfish (Swedish summer tradition), meet my siblings and then I will head down to Babylon at Medis and have some beers with my mates. I didn’t think I would have time to see anyone so this is a fantastic bonus.

Who's with me?

Who's with me?

As you can tell, Alex seems very touched by the landing on his home soil and as anyone would after being away for sometime, has already made plans with friends and family. Feeling a kinship to your homeland makes a man seem more real and feel more real, and be more sexy.

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Although at this time in sexy pop culture, there are many people that are known for being sexy and hobo-ish, Alex’s status as the sexiest man in the world, however involves, soap, water, and nakedness.

I'm so sexy, the soap never runs into my eyes.

Alex most certainly has a panache for being clean!

Case in Point, Exhibit #1 – notice the time and attention he uses in making his who body clean. Although we do not see his feet and lower limbs acquiring attention, one most believe the soapy suds are making their way down, via gravity, to help keep all his sexy body parts clean.

Exhibt #2 – Above, on this blog’s header (now below this paragraph) is the TrueBlood bathtub scene, where we find HotEric waiting in Bill’s bathtub to confront him about Sookie. **Let me make a point that TrueBlood should always be spelled “TrueBlood” and Alex’s character in TrueBlood must, and always will be referred to as “HotEric” in this Blog or elsewhere. HotEric must remain one word because in TrueBlood, he is Eric as much as he is hot and the two cannot be separate and/or distinct. This is the Truth.

"Splish Splash I was takin a Bath"

"Splish Splash I was takin a Bath"

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